Our commercials are for the people who look like us, talk like us, and sound like us." There's no denying the endearing amazingness of Carvel's computerized narration to help sell his space oddity ...

Ah, the '80s, a time some of us remember fondly or not at all. But if you remember anything beyond the brief, awful neon clothing trend, Izod shirts with designer jeans, and bad hair of all sorts, ...