With that in mind, I’ve rounded up the best school jokes this side of the playground. These short jokes for students are the kind of funny that’ll make them crack up … but won’t land them in detention ...

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Jose Mourinho says that Inter Milan coach and former defender Cristian Chivu is “like one of my children.”Mourinho gave his ...

Annie-Mae Levy, a professional dog behaviorist, told Newsweek that dogs should "stay indoors" when temperatures soar.

35. My mother was so surprised when I told her I was born again. She said she didn’t feel a thing! After these one-line jokes, try these hilarious puns for kids —adults love them too!

The lady turned white and said, 'Call a doctor, call a doctor!' They called a doctor who came and pumped everyone's stomachs.