It could be called the curse of Patsy Kensit. Her three husbands all saw their fortunes falter after taking up with the blonde actress. Now former lover Ally McCoist may also pay the price.

I picked up a handful of tomatoes and hurled them at him. He was so angry, he threw a bucket of water over me. We looked so daft, standing there dripping, we had to laugh. But it made us realise ...