With my inability to speak German (I only got a B at GCSE), to me it's a song where a usually topless Austrian man is asking the crowd how many hands an octopus has, and they reply that there are 100, ...

It came in three different versions in two languages."Der Kommissar" proved the most malleable of all 80s hits.

There’s so much music coming out all the time that it’s hard to keep track. On those days when the influx of new tracks is particularly overwhelming, we sift through the noise to bring you a curated ...