Abduction” is a tiny movie about an extraterrestrial’s attempt to snag a bag of nacho cheese chips from a ufologist who’s dozed off at his computer.

Joy Behar is missing on The View again after an absence another day after several in a row while Star Jones fills in for her.

The View may be missing one of its key co-hosts, but the show brought in an “OG,” as Whoopi Goldberg put it, to make up for ...